Friday, 22 July 2016

serious case

A man has cried out for serious help after having s*x with his own cousin in different places after she had problems with her boyfriend.
A man has been left torn after incredible s*x with his cousin became addictive and now feels totally terrible.
Read below:-
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I had brilliant s*x with my cousin while she was on a break from her boyfriend. I know she was free at the time but I feel really guilty about it now.
I’m 25 and she is 23. She has been going out with her boyfriend for three years. They were living together and I thought they were all set to get married. Then she called me and said it was all going wrong.
She desperately needed some space, so I said she could stay at my place for a while. It’s a one-bedroom flat but I said she could sleep in my bed and I’d sleep in the lounge. It worked well and we found we liked the same sort of music and films.
We both enjoy cooking and running and it was so cool to have someone to share these things with.
One day we went swimming and her bikini didn’t leave much to the imagination. She looked incredible.
We were messing about in the water. At first we were splashing around, then she jumped on to my shoulders for a piggy-back.
She could see I was really turned on and pretended to pull down my trunks so the whole world could see.
I got out of the pool and wrapped a towel round myself. She got out too and led me to a cubicle tucked well away at the side. We slipped inside and locked the door, then had wonderful s*x that seemed to go on for hours.
After that day we looked out for new places for s*x. We had s*x in the sauna, the park, the gym — and even in bed! It was out of this world.
Then she said that she had made a mistake.
She is now back with her boyfriend. I miss her a lot and I’m really confused. I feel like I’ve really done wrong but it was all her idea.
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Wednesday, 13 July 2016

laff wan kill me

Laugh wan kill me...
A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his
patients have been cured of madness, so he
assembled them in a classroom and drew a big car
on the board.
He then told the class that if anyone could push the car on the board, that person would
receive a gift of N20,000 and would be free to go
home.
On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to
push the car except one young lady who remained
in her seat at the back smiling. The psychiatrist with joy and excitement on his face
seeing that somebody has been cured of madness
went to her and asked, "You, why
didn’t you join your mates to push the car"?
She replied "don't mind those mad people, they are
just fooling themselves . . . Hahaha, they don't know that the car key is in my pocket.

Wahala dey ooo!     😆😅😆😆😆😅😅